Keisha wanted me to do this, so I'mma doin' it!

Nutshell survey

1. Who are your three favorite people?
Ryan, Keisha, and Vern

2. What game systems do you own?
SNES, Gameboy Color, Game Boy Advanced, Nintendo DS, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube, Nintendo Wii, PS1, PS2, Sega Dreamcast

3. What are your primary hobbies?
Writing, reading, drawing, singing, AMINALS...but I only like animals as a friend. You have to specify these things on a site like deviantArt.

4. What is your favorite animal?
It changes like, everyday. Today it's a manatee.

5. What is your favorite condiment?
The tears of the damned.

6. Do you enjoy sandwiches?
Oh sweet Christ YEEEEEESSS

7. Spicy or sour?
The condition of my stomach is such that I can't really tolerate either. But when I was a young buck without excess stomach acid, I was quite partial to spicy food indeed.

8. How do you feel about pickles and relish?
Not too keen on relish, but I do so love pickles. Especially slickles, on account of they have a stoopid name.

9. What is the most disgusting flavor, in your opinion?
Detergent jelly beans. I know that's needlessly specific, but OH WELL DEAL WITH IT.

10. What is your favorite color?
Teal. Fo' real.

11. Do you want to engage in a sci-fi battle with laser guns?
Sci-fi battle, yes. But I'd rather face my opponent with an endless stream of Native American chants.

12. Do you currently feel guilty about something?
Actually, no! And that's a first, as I usually feel unnecessarily guilty all the time. Thank you, Christian upbringing!

13. What super power do you wish you had?
Pooping gold bars.

14. What turns you on the most?
Ehm...ionno. Setting the mood? Not being too pushy? Degrassi?

15. Who are you most likely to reveal your deepest, darkest secrets to?
At this point it's my boyfriend, because I'm pretty sure the other people I've mentioned know more about me than I even remember about myself.

16. Do you rock out to Bon Jovi?
Dude, try SHMON Jovi, am I right? "Do you like...the common garter snake?" Why yes, Shmon Jovi, I do. Thanks for asking.

17. Did you suck your thumb as a child?
I used to try incredibly hard to bite my arm hard enough to break the skin. I was obsessed with whether or not a person could eat another person when they were alive. According to my mom, this was sick.

18. Do you *agree* that wrestling is fake?
What the HELL?? Man, fuck you! Wrestling is straight-up real talk! MANKIND 4EVA

19. Are you strangely attracted to anal-retentive OCD people?
Not generally. I like my fazellas to be real chill. Probably because I'm anything but.

20. What is your ideal boyfriend/girlfriend in personality and looks?
Oh jeez, these ones always throw me for a loop. Okay, personality-wise: someone creative, interesting, with childlike enthusiasm and the ability to tolerate me for more than five minutes. Someone with opinions who never lets himself stagnate. Who keeps on-the-move, so to speak, or at least keeps up wtih me. Uh, as far as looks go? I guess someone slender who smells nice (or hell, even just CLEAN...can we take care of ourselves here, people?) and who has a unique sense of style. But when I say "unique sense of style", I don't mean "looks like a fucking tool." That's a very fine line to straddle.

21. What country would you rather live in besides the one you currently reside in?
Japan. I AM ANIME KEKEKEKEKE

22. Do you need "performance" enhancers?
Haha, no. Not even a bottle of "Kizzme."

23. Do you take drugs? If so, which ones?
You mean apart from Tylenol and other OTCs? Jeepers, I've never even had more than one drink at a time my entire life. And even that only happened, like, twice! I don't mean to be so damn straight-edge, it just happens. And if you drink, smoke, or have sex, I'LL BEAT YOU UP!

24. Who is currently on your mind?
That would be Mister Ryan McConnell.

25. Have you thought about sex within the last 24 hours?
Yeah, I thought about Toby getting his dick bent on Degrassi. Go Tobes!

26. Do you own one or multiple sex toys? Be honest...
I own a ceramic penis. Or used to, until I gave it away. What was I thinking?

27. Do you play online games?
I used to, but I am so over that noise. Unless it's something shitty and free like Maple Story, I'm not even gonna bother.

28. Do you enjoy talking on the phone?
HATE. HAAAAAAAAAAAATE.

29. Do you enjoy being alone?
I prefer being alone to being around people, generally. I'm a god damned loner. And not even a cool loner like Wolverine...

30. Do you like soda? If so, name your favorite.
I can't do carbonation. Don't know why, just can't!

31. Do you own a segway?
True story: one time my friend Ben saw a dude riding around on a Segway, and someone shouted, "FAGGOT!!" I couldn't take that kind of abuse.

32. If you could be anywhere at all right now, where would you be?
Oh shucks, don't we all know the answer to that?

33. Did you ingest insects as a child?
Dandelions. They don't count as insects, but it was still pretty damn weird.

34. Have you had the chicken pox?
Yeah, I had them in my butt too. A few days later, Santa Claus and his wife came to visit me, but I was too busy worrying about my butt to talk to them.

35. What's your favorite number?
Oh, I don't know. Nine. It's not quite ten and it's not quite eight. In other words, it's perfect.

36. Are you any good at pool or billiards?
Oh god no, or anything else that involves hand-eye coordination, for that matter.

37. What is your favorite alcoholic beverage?
I haven't drank enough to know. Worst twenty-one-year-old EVER.

38. Do you have piercings?
Bitch, please me. I've got ten so far.

39. Are you afraid of shouting?
Yes, actually. Angry voices give me a stomach ache.

40. Do you love the 80's?
Not as much as Andy Dick loves the 80's, but they were a bit of alright.

41. What is your favorite video game?
Kirby Superstar. Partly because it's the only game easy enough for me to beat on my own!

42. If you woke up next to someone you care deeply about who just peed all over you... how would you react?
What can you do at that point other than laugh? Unless they did it on purpose, at which point we'd probably need to have a very serious discussion.

43. Do you have a stalker?
Oh, I had a sort of one at some point. Can you imagine anything worse for a socially avoidant misanthrope? Because I really frickin' can't.

44. What's your favorite restaurant?
Sushi Zen, definitely.

45. What was the strangest thing you've ever been accused of?
Having promiscuous sex to feel better about myself probably tops the list. Also, bleeding on a bed and not telling anyone for my own amusement. Where do people even come up with this stuff?

46. What's the most humiliating thing you've done while drinking?
Getting tired after drinking a Mike's Hard Lemonade. That is seriously my one and only drinking story. So funny, right? Anyway, I screwed up the spacing on the couch and got in trouble and had to sit on the floor. It was stoopid.

47. Do you have a sign off/good bye phrase?
I wish I just typed "fuck you" everytime I signed off. Maybe I'll start.

48. Have you ever had a relative be attracted to you?
My cousin, but he was like six at the time, so it don't really count.

49. Do you want to be married?
That's a tough question after everything that's happened over the past four months. Generally yes, but I have some strong reservations. It's not the thought of being with someone for the rest of my life that scares me, but the legality of it all.

50. Have you ever broken something in a fit of anger?
Some blood vessels in my hand. I punched my brother because he didn't go to Band-o-Rama.

You got through it, I'm so proud of you.
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